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14 November 2008 @ 07:02 pm
Title: Homesick
Author: neotantrika 
Fandom: The Office
Rating: NC-17 or MA for graphic sexual description
Pairing: Jim/Pam
Word Count: 3400
Complete: Yes
Disclaimer: These characters are the property of Reveille Productions and NBC. They do not belong to me. No infringement is intended.
Author's Note: Takes place immediately after Business Trip. I found myself inspired by the scene between Pam and Jim in the parking lot. This story has absolutely no literary merit; this is sex for its own sake. Hallelujah.
"Pam had seen that look before."
Current Location: asleep
14 September 2008 @ 05:12 pm
Title: Who's About to Fly Over the Cuckoo's Nest?
Author: PrincessSputnik AKA LuxTenebrae at MTT.
Pairing: Jim/Pam
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: Spoilers for Goodbye, Toby and the movie One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.
Summary: It's the end of the summer and Pam is about to come home from Pratt. Jim's had a bad day and it's been two weeks since he's seen Pam let alone other things. Takes place in the summer between season four and season five. Steamy oneshot.

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Current Mood: hornyhorny
05 June 2008 @ 01:09 pm
title: mouth
author: neotantrika 
fandom: The Office
pairing: Jim/Pam
rating; R for sexual situations
warnings: none
spoilers: post Season 3
author's note: I wish I could think of a better title for this, but here it is.
disclaimer: not my toys.

He gives new meaning to "oral sex".

title: Taste

: The Office
rating: NC-17, very graphic
pairing: Jim/Pam
spoilers: None
warnings: Extremely graphic smut.
author's note: Lately (season four), Jim and Pam have seemed a little ... complacent. Time to shake things up a bit, and as usual, it's up to Pam to set the tone. This story is a bit of a tease, but then, that's the point.


She loves the taste of him...

Current Mood: mischievousmischievous
Title: I'm Ready For My Close-Up, Babe
Author: persnickety_er
Word Count: 4,242
After-Dinner Party. Pam and Jim get friskay.
Spoilers up to Dinner Party, obvs.
A million billion thanks to Tessa Mae and paper_jam11 for the beta.
Disclaimer: No copyright infringement intended. Please don't send any expensive legal action my way.
X-posted: MTT

What's this about?

* It's about free and ad-free LiveJournal accounts being abolished for new members, ignoring the advice from the newly-formed Advisory Board.
* It's about LJ staff trying to sneak this decision in under the radar, and when people found out, telling the users it was done 'to make the signup process less confusing'.
* It's about LJ staff failing to apologize for trying to hide the facts from view and for lying about the actual reasons for their actions.
* And finally, it's about the latest decision to hide certain user interests from the list of Most Popular Interests, some of them being fanfiction, bisexuality, sex and depression. This decision was not announced or explained in any way. Users found out for themselves.

"I've debated posting this, and decided.. all right. It can't do any of us any harm, and hopefully it will bring some attention to LJ/SUP about how their revenue is based on user content, and it will send a clear statement that we're not happy about the removal of basic non ad-based accounts, and that we're not happy about the way it was told ( or as the case may be... not told) to us. Nor are we pleased with the snippy response when we caught them in their lies.

The user Beckyzoole originally proposed that we do a strike on March 21st from midnight GMT - midnight GMT March 22nd.

If you wish to participate, here's the plan, copy and pasted from many LJ's, and compiled into this:

Content Strike Friday March 21, from midnight to midnight GMT

We are holding the Content Strike because we want to demonstrate that LiveJournal is content-driven.

We are holding the Content Strike because we want the new owners of LiveJournal to better understand the power and resolve of the LJ Community of Users.

We are holding the Content Strike because all of us, Paid, Permanent and Plus users as well as Basic, want to demonstrate our solidarity as a Community of Users. We do not consider Basic users to be freeloaders, we consider them to be valuable content-providers and Friends.

We are holding the Content Strike because we ache to do something to show our displeasure, and commenting on the news post -- even with cat macros -- just isn't powerful enough!


The strike has four terms:

Restore basic accounts for new account creation.

Inform users before any change to the site that affects how we use the site or demands on our resources.

Run change proposals by the Advisory Board and take their advice into account before implementation of any change.

NOTE: I'm aware that there may be good business decisions for eliminating Basic accounts. If Basic accounts are to be eliminated, though, that action should be taken only after approval of the Advisory Board and consultation with the LJ Community of Users.


The 24-hour strike will begin at the following times for the following locations:

Thursday, March 20, 2:00 PM -- Honolulu
Thursday, March 20, 4:00 PM -- Anchorage
Thursday, March 20, 5:00 PM -- San Francisco; Los Angeles
Thursday, March 20, 6:00 PM -- Mexico City; Denver
Thursday, March 20, 7:00 PM -- Chicago
Thursday, March 20, 8:00 PM -- Montreal; New York
Thursday, March 20, 9:00 PM -- Buenos Aires
Midnight -- London
Friday, March 21, 1:00 AM -- Paris
Friday, March 21, 2:00 AM -- Istanbul
Friday, March 21, 3:00 AM -- Moscow
Friday, March 21, 4:00 AM -- Dubai
Friday, March 21, 5:00 AM -- Islamabad
Friday, March 21, 6:00 AM -- Bangladesh
Friday, March 21, 7:00 AM -- Bangkok
Friday, March 21, 8:00 AM -- Singapore
Friday, March 21, 9:00 AM -- Tokyo
Friday, March 21, 10:00 AM -- Brisbane
Friday, March 21, 11:00 AM -- Sydney
Friday, March 21, 12 Noon -- Suva


The one-day content strike is on for this Friday, March 21, from midnight GMT to midnight GMT.

For 24 hours, we will not post or comment to LJ. Not in our own journals, not in communities. Not publicly, privately, or under friends-lock.

This is a protest that will have long-lasting effects, showing up forever in the daily posting statistics.

This is a protest that will not harm LJ in the long run, as leaving LJ might do.

This is a protest that will demonstrate the power of community, as all users unite to support Basic users and the concept of adfree space.

This is a protest that will educate the new owners that LJ is driven by user-created content.


How Can I Help?

DO post about this in your own LJ.
DO post and comment about it in appropriate communities.
DO remember that it's based on Greenwich Mean Time, which may not be your local time.
DO turn off LoudTwitter and your RSS feeds for 24 hours.

DON'T forget to get permission from community mods before making an off-topic post or comment about the strike.
DON'T be spammy with your posts or comments about the strike.
DON'T forget to turn your LoudTwitter and RSS feeds back on when the strike is over."

MOD NOTE: given that this is pretty much a fanfic-based community, and given the fact that 'fanfiction' is on the list of banned interests, it's kind of important to participate in this strike.
26 January 2008 @ 07:56 pm
Title: Let's Just Let It Start
Author: persnickety_er
Pairing/Character: Pam/Jim
Word Count: 1608
Rating: MA
Summary: They move in together. Jim has trouble sleeping.
Warning: Mention of self-pleasure...and...sexing? If that offends you, you probably shouldn't have joined this community.
Notes: Title from "Rest Of My Life" by Michelle Featherstone. Thanks to paper_jam11 for the beta.
Disclaimer: No copyright infringement intended. Please don't send any expensive legal action my way.

23 January 2008 @ 01:10 pm
Author:  sweetchariots

Rating: MA

Disclaimer: The Office and its characters do not belong to me

Background Info: Dwight & a whole lot of angst

Author's Note: Spoilers through "Money". I took the liberty of altering the season 4 universe a little to suit my needs. You'll notice that some events occur on a different time frame than they do during the show. 
  Big thanks to  sherlockelly for the beta. YOU ROCK! It's never an easy task sifting through my bad grammar. ;) 

19 January 2008 @ 03:04 pm
Title: Home Theater.
Author: austen.
Pairing: Jim/Pam
Rating: R
Word Count: 902.
Summary: Movie-watching smut. Set during Season Four, with references to Season Three.
Author's Note: Originally written for Porn Battle V. Prompt: movie night.

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Current Mood: cheerfulcheerful
18 December 2007 @ 12:33 am
With the writer's strike seeming endless, who knows when we'll see our show again. So what better way to help each other through this had time then with porn. Right? RIGHT.

So this is the (not so) Official Office Pornathon for the Indefinite Hiatus.